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The Twelve Days of Christmas (a la GOP) - Elizabeth Miller
The Twelve Days of Christmas (a la GOP)
I've been sitting here this morning wondering how to bring some Christmas cheer to the GOP presidential race. This is what I have come up with. Sing along.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Perrys oopsing
11 Newts a-cheating
10 Romneys flipping
9 O'Reillys spinning
8 Roves a-sweating
7 Cains harassing
6 Limbaughs spewing
4 more debates
3 Glenn Becks
2 Boehner tears
AND an endorsement from "I am not a witch"

Composed by Elizabeth Miller
December 17
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